March 20, 2008

Megalomaniacs: Go Lie Down!

There is so much happening in our world. A million critical things seem to be vying for our attention. Yesterday, toward the end of the day, I noticed that Osama Bin Laden added his voice to the chaos. My immediate reaction was, "We don't have time for your crap right now." That guy is a royal pain in the ass.

Osama Bin Laden, George W. Bush, and my dog, Samantha, all share one dominating characteristic: they think the world revolves around them. Samantha has one great advantage over the other two: you can say to her, "Go lie down," and she has the good sense to get out of the way.

No comments:

Post a Comment